Friday, April 27, 2012

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun!


Stamp Set (Shoppers) from Art Impressions, Inc.
Excitement ran high in the sleepy hollow of Bucksnort that spring afternoon.   Word down at Porters General was the telephone wires was a buzzin' with news of trouble in the little hamlet of Sweet Lips.  Several friends and upstanding members of the Bucksnort First Baptist Church and Ladies Circle had received news from their long time friends, Cindy Lou and her first cousin, Candy Lou, of a new town ordinance banning tattoo parlors in Sweet Lips - Yes ma'am!

The Sweet Lips Refined Ladies Tattoo Parlor would be no more if help didn't arrive soon.   And poor Cindy Lou would be out of business.  

The electric cackling was so loud from Bertha Mae Bussel (affectionately known as "Busy Bea" in the ladies circle), Agnes Irmagard (a War Goddess of German decent), Della Drew (a kind and considerate woman known for her hospitality), and Lillie Landers (pure as the driven snow) that it sounded the alarm bell at the local fire station.   Bobbie Sue said all Ms. Ernestine, Bucksnort's telephone operator, could make out were the words: "What to do, what to do!?"

Thank goodness Candy Lou, the brains of the bunch, had already thought of a plan.  Why not open a Sweet Tea Shoppe with a little room in the back for a lady-like tat?   Fiddle-e-dee  what a wonderful plan and just in time too.   A Stamping Convention of 42,000 Teapotters was coming into town for the weekend and these ladies were known for fun.  Cindy Lou would need all the help she could enlist.

Folks down at Porters General said spandex was flying into suitcases faster than moon pies and RC colas off the shelves as the ladies packed for the trip.    In their younger days these ladies had been known to take off the white gloves and kick up their Jimmy Choo's; even partake of the recipe once in a while (I believe at Bunco).
Close up of the "discreetly" placed rose tattoo - Click to enlarge
This was going to be fun!  They'd have their hands full serving sweet tea while Cindy Lou inked up the Teapotters in the back room.    With the car loaded, lipstick applied, sunglasses on, it was time to hit the road - help was on the way.    Tea with 42,000 of their closest friends, a little shopping and possibly a tattoo - priceless.

Welcome to Sweet Lips Ladies
Where girls just wanna have fun!

Thanks so much for joining me today and sharing a giggle or two.
Names have been changed to protect the innocent {wink}.
Inside card image - click to enlarge
Y'all come back now

11 comments:

  1. Love the purple hair!!! Is that a tat I see? Love, love, love this busy Bea, you are so much fun and I love Bucksnort, always a good place to stop for gas and... Agnes Irmagard

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  2. Love your card and the happy feel of it..Your story made me smile and chuckle....Have a great weekend!

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  3. Your artwork/cards are simply beautiful! Your story makes me want to be a prat of this group of ladies!

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  4. Such a fun every-girls-dream story, Susie! Wish I could have a spot of tea with all the charming ladies in Buck Snort... :)
    Syl

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  5. Cute short story, Susie. Thanks for the giggle, your card is beautiful, fun and perfect.
    C

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  6. Love the card...love the story! What a fun way to start the day. Thanks, and keep 'em coming.

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  7. Susie, this is hilarious! Thanks for the laugh! Love your card in all its bright colors!!! Those gals look like they're really having a good time! :)

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  8. Susie, this is delightful!! I love your incredible artwork and wonderful storytelling!! Yor card is just perfect for MudderMark's teaparty this week!! All 42,000 of us will be thrilled to meet the ladies of Bucksnort First Baptist Church Ladies Circle!! Sweetlips is going to be the place to be!!!

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  9. Susie,
    I popped over from SCS to check out this wonderful story and card - I am loving your work. You have an awesome blog and a wonderful talent. I am going to have to add you to my list of fav blogs. Big smiles. 101Airborne/Kathy

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  10. Totally fabulous Susie...so fun! Thanks for sharing this card.... I love it! Hugs ~S~

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  11. Whut!!! Oh Susie had I only known the secrets of Bucksnort, I'd have been here long ago! Girl, your writing skilz are note worthy, and should I read this again, and I will, I will make certain I am not holding a beverage, therefore leaving my nostrils free to take in air. Yes m'am!!! Love this!

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